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Fifty Nine Percent Less Spam

from Peaceful Protest EP by Jason Allen

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I miss the concept of hastily-recorded tracks on the flip side of traditional singles, so I made a B-side. The lyrics were written using cut-up phrases from spam emails.

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FIFTY NINE PERCENT LESS SPAM

Please complete your registration
Then ride the wave to new sensations
Drop ten sizes in the shark tank
Banish moles and lose the skin tags

Don't compromise your mutual match
Get a timeshare condo in Iran
A cure for every viral scam
And 59% less spam

Boost your sluggish net connection
Confidently build erections
Last all night then sleep with ease
Target funds and Asian beauties

Increase your market value with a tan
Or a feelgood medication plan
A cure that every doctor
Doesn't want you to have
And 59% less spam

SEO your Google index
Learn essential training tips
Did you request a change of password?
Mailbox full, return to sender

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from Peaceful Protest EP, released January 22, 2021
Written, performed and recorded by Jason Allen.

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Jason Allen England, UK

Singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist hailing from Somerset, England. Jason has written and self-recorded multiple solo albums and EPs, the most recent of which (February 2024) is called Borrowing Power From The Mill.

More information can be found at www.jasonallen.co.uk
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